The Science Test...
Children's Science Exam answers. These are real answers given by children:
Q: Name the four seasons
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants
like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q: How is dew formed
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour
A: Keep it in the cow
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to
flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon and nature
hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
Q: What happens to your body as you age
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death
Q: What is artificial insemination
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g. abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U.
Q: What is the fibula
A: A small lie
Q: What does "varicose" mean
A: Nearby
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome
Q: What does the word "benign" mean
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight
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