""The Good Wife/Partner Guide 2010 ""

""The Good Wife/Partner Guide 2010 ""
( assuming its a heterosexual relationship)
 
1.The liberated woman takes no heed to guides printed in 1955, in todays world good housekeeping has been tossed aside for more practical pastimes such as those of the carnal kind, Sex in plain english, more sex and more sex,

Now how many men want a clean home or the clean sex on offer, All stand!??

2.So Ladies when your other half is about due to walk through the door, check lipstick apply more as required, check cleavage is on display,

3.Order a take away, pour yourself a drink, leave a glass for him throw out kids (give them a cash incentive to disappear), pets or other obstacles that are not required put in the spare room or convenient out of sight area...

4.Check batteries in case BOB ( battery operated boyfriend - aka vibrator)  needs to do the honours, hitch up skirt check stocking seams, relax.., 
(youll do it well with duracell)

5.No need to dust or vacuum, you have a cleaner comes in twice a week, so thats more than enough to keep your house healthy but homely, afterall you are saving your energies for much more viable pastimes and pleasures, of the hornier kind, what Man could want more, he wont see the dust anyway, with you on his face...

6.Due to you having foresight and ordering a take away, no washing up, so no worries, you can eat relax, drink a few alcoholic drinks or whatever you want and with the kids out of the way, the food eaten theres only one thing for you to do...

7.Get jiggy, if hes watching T.V. bend over in front of it on the pretext of picking something up, with your short skirt and stocking tops revealed, he will get the message...

8.In bygone days it used to be said "the way to a mans heart was through his stomach" WRONG... its through his nether regions...

9.Ask any man would he like dinner or sex, not many would be hungry, 
until after...!!

10. All men want a wife with a full on horny attitude, ask them...

MP  April 2010 © You Know It Makes Sense.