Quotes
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
.........Ralph Waldo Emerson..........
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you NOT to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
.............Marianne Williamson............
"Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back, always ineffectiveness. Concerning all acts of initiative and creation, there is one elementary truth the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then providence moves too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. A whole stream of events issues from the decision, raising in one's favor all manner of unforeseen incidents, meetings and material assistance which no man could have dreamed would have come his way. Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. Begin it now."
.........Joann Wolfgang Von Goethe.........
"Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be praying--but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"
Various Sexual Quotes
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." Tom Clancy
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." Drew Carey
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go its pretty damned good." Woody Allen
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Unknown
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." Rodney Dangerfield
"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing." Dick Brandon
"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it" Richard Feynman
"All pop music is about sex. Rock is about wanting to do it, jazz is about doing it, and country and western is about feeling guilty after you've done it." Robert Waldo Brunelle, Jr.
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Woody Allen
"I think there are two areas where new ideas are terribly dangerous: economics and sex. By and large, it's all been tried, and if it's really new, it's probably illegal or dangerous or unhealthy." Felix G. Rohatyn
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." Matt Barry
"Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled." Harlan Ellison
"Love is a matter of chemistry. Sex is a matter of physics." Unknown
"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." Michael Sinz
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." Woody Allen
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." Henry Miller
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible." P. J. O Rourke
"I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, you'd find at least one sex scene." Dave Barry
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