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Sunday, 17 April 2011
Sian O Callaghan & Becky Godden-Edwards Signature files
Here are some images I have created in memory of Sian and Becky,
I made these with the imkimi online tools.
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Thursday, 14 April 2011
Sian O Callaghan - Funeral Details Announced
Sian O Callaghan - Funeral - Details.
It has been announced that the funeral of one of the Swindon Murder Victims Sian O Callaghan is to take place on Monday 18th April 2011 at 2:30pm,at Kingsdown Crematorium, the cortege will go from Wootton Bassett Road to the Crematorium, via Old Town, it is to be a Private family and close friends only funeral, with family flowers only.
Please do not go to the Kingsdown Crematorium you will not be let in. You can pay your respects along the route of the funeral procession, mainly in Old Town. The family of Sian would like to express their gratitude to all who have supported them at this time.
The cortege will have a Police Escort, will go from Wootton Bassett Road, Kingshill, Bath Rd Devizes Rd, Newport St, Marlborough Rd, Dorcan Way, Kingfisher Drive, Kingsdown Crematorium, for 3pm.
There will be Police on the Gates at the Crematorium, so dont try to go there, you wont be allowed in.
R.I.P Swindons Angels. Sian and Rebecca.
I have only slipped away into the next room..
I am I , and You are You..
Whatever we were to each other,
that we still are,
Call me by my old familiar name,
Put no difference into your tone
wear no forced air of solemnity or sorrow.
Let my name be ever the household word
it always used to be,
Let it be spoken without effort
without the ghost of a shadow on it
Speak to me in the easy way you always used to,
Laugh at the little jokes we enjoyed together
Play, smile , think of me,
Pray for me.
Life means all that it ever meant
it is the same as ever it was,
there is absolutely unbroken continuity
What is this Death but a negligible accident?
Why should I be out of mind because I am out of sight?
I am waiting for you for an interval,
somewhere very near
Just around the corner..”
All is well……………………
It has been announced that the funeral of one of the Swindon Murder Victims Sian O Callaghan is to take place on Monday 18th April 2011 at 2:30pm,at Kingsdown Crematorium, the cortege will go from Wootton Bassett Road to the Crematorium, via Old Town, it is to be a Private family and close friends only funeral, with family flowers only.
Please do not go to the Kingsdown Crematorium you will not be let in. You can pay your respects along the route of the funeral procession, mainly in Old Town. The family of Sian would like to express their gratitude to all who have supported them at this time.
The cortege will have a Police Escort, will go from Wootton Bassett Road, Kingshill, Bath Rd Devizes Rd, Newport St, Marlborough Rd, Dorcan Way, Kingfisher Drive, Kingsdown Crematorium, for 3pm.
There will be Police on the Gates at the Crematorium, so dont try to go there, you wont be allowed in.
Rebecca Godden-Edwards family have not announced the Funeral arrangements at this time.
“Death is nothing at all..
I have only slipped away into the next room..
I am I , and You are You..
Whatever we were to each other,
that we still are,
Call me by my old familiar name,
Put no difference into your tone
wear no forced air of solemnity or sorrow.
Let my name be ever the household word
it always used to be,
Let it be spoken without effort
without the ghost of a shadow on it
Speak to me in the easy way you always used to,
Laugh at the little jokes we enjoyed together
Play, smile , think of me,
Pray for me.
Life means all that it ever meant
it is the same as ever it was,
there is absolutely unbroken continuity
What is this Death but a negligible accident?
Why should I be out of mind because I am out of sight?
I am waiting for you for an interval,
somewhere very near
Just around the corner..”
All is well……………………
Tuesday, 12 April 2011
Love Is
Love is not a necessity,
but it is life’s greatest gift and luxury.
Love is caring, kind, and patient.
Love does not expect anything but love in return.
Love knows when to put pride to the side,
Because the greatest thing one can be proud of
Is a love that is shared.
Love is or should be unconditional.
Love is giving and selfless.
Love is therefore unselfish.
Love is not arrogant,
or does not insist in its own way,
It is a celebration of what is right.
True love never ends.
For the unperfected will pass upon
The coming of that which is perfect,
And Perfect love never ends.
Love is undying devotion yes that too.
Love is not resentful and does not rejoice in wrong,
but celebrates the right
Love is the desire to be intimate...
physically and emotionally.
Love endures all, hopes all, bears all.
Love is believing, sharing, dreaming.
Love is Honesty.
Love is friendship, companionship, and more.
Love is completion.
Forgiving.
Understanding and inspiring.
Love is the attainment of life's greatest inspiration.
Love is supporting, but not overbearing.
Love is the free and complete expression
of oneself to/for another.
Love is being open to an other's expression...
True friends, companion, lover,
and mother or father.
Love is faithful and loyal.
Love is the one thing in life, true love is,
that man as a whole race
longs for and strives for, and in many cases,
more than anything else it can be the hardest to find.
Love can be strong, yet so fragile.
There are those out there who have not been lucky enough
to find it...some never will. Not all, but some
In addition, what one would call true love...
love in its best, purest,
truest sense is even rarer and harder to find.
Not that no one ever does;
Many probably do.
It is still the hardest thing that mankind strives to obtain.
The dream of finding and marrying for true love exists and
Concludes by everything falling into place.
Paul E. Barton
Paul E. Barton
11 January 1998
Monday, 11 April 2011
Swindon - so much for a caring community.
Becky's friends to pay tribute - link to story
In regards to all that's happened with two Swindon Women being murdered I have to say I am not of the opinion that Swindon is a Caring Community at all, I base this on the responses to Becky Godden-Edwards being found in comparison to the other victim. ( Sian)
With Sian O`Callaghan there have been thousands upon thousands of condolence messages left on numerous pages on Face Book, Approx 7 pages, one page alone has had 27,000 such posts or likes. Yet with Rebecca there are no more than 3 pages and the most likes any of them has received is 1,400, somewhat dramatically less than for Sian.
Whilst I accept that Rebecca had been missing for years, both these women should have been afforded the same amount of respect they were both murdered by the same evil person, and that makes them linked for eternity.
There has also been much in the news papers about Becky having had a drug addiction and working as a prostitute, what her lifestyle was should have no bearing on how she was treated once her remains were identified, she was a human being and the same as Sian O Callaghan in every regard, she has a Mother a family the same as Sian has, apart from their lifestyles these two young women were or are exactly the same, victims of an evil entity.
Sian I understand was whats regarded as a "good girl" Rebecca wasn't, (according to some) but she was still stripped of her life by the self same entity that Sian was. At this time Swindonians are revelling in the fact they've been classed as a caring community, to this I say poppycock, they are no more caring than the next Town in England, Or why not treat both Women's deaths with an equal amount of attention and respect.
To anyone who doesn't like whats written here then I say perhaps Ive hit a raw nerve. How could the people of Swindon be so blatantly biased, how cruel and unkind that must feel for the Family of Rebecca Godden-Edwards, how selfish and thoughtless. I feel ashamed to be from Swindon, far from being a Caring Community, judgemental and biased might be a more fitting description.
I have noticed that a few others also mentioned on the Face Book pages that Rebecca should have been afforded the same attention and respect as has been shown to Sian O Callaghan's family, that fell upon deaf ears.
10.000 people were reported to have attended the Lantern Lighting event at the Polo Ground some 300 went on the walk through Old Town, plus a sum of approx £2,000 has been collected and given to the family of Sian O Callaghan, people were almost falling over themselves to hold some event or another when it was learned that Sian had been murdered, numerous signature files were created, murals painted on walls, and more, yet for Rebecca the other victim, some balloons were released and a few Face Book pages have tributes on them, there was a special section on the Evening Advertisers website to leave condolences for Sian's family no such page for Rebecca, is that really how a Caring Community operates, Favouring one Murder Victim over another, this so say Caring Community, doesn't care at all unless a certain criteria is met, that's not Caring that's called Judging.
I think the People of Swindon have shown their true colours with how Rebecca Godden-Edwards is concerned.
To the Editor Evening Advertiser
If possible please could you pass this on to Rebecca Godden-Edwards Mum and Family, there was a special page on here to leave tributes for Sian, there is no page for the same for Rebecca.
Mrs Godden-Edwards, Please know that no matter what lifestyle your Daughter Rebecca lived, she in no way deserved to meet her end in the way she did, I truly feel for you and I can but only imagine the pain you must be going through.
If it helps I'm sure Rebecca is looking down on you now smiling knowing that at last you've found her and can now give her the burial she deserves. I hope you do not reproach yourself for anything, It wasn't your fault.
I hope in time you will be able to think of Rebecca and smile and remember the loving wonderful times I'm sure you had with her,Rebecca wasn't bad she just made a few wrong choices and that is something that can happen to the best of us.
She was more a victim of society. no more no less. At least now you'll be able to put Rebecca to rest with the dignity and respect she deserves as a human being.
May God Bless you and help you through this troubled time, and ease your suffering.
R.I.P Rebecca Godden-Edwards, & Sian O`Callaghan
Swindons Angels Linked for Eternity.
My Letter to the Advertiser
Click above link to read it.
In regards to all that's happened with two Swindon Women being murdered I have to say I am not of the opinion that Swindon is a Caring Community at all, I base this on the responses to Becky Godden-Edwards being found in comparison to the other victim. ( Sian)
With Sian O`Callaghan there have been thousands upon thousands of condolence messages left on numerous pages on Face Book, Approx 7 pages, one page alone has had 27,000 such posts or likes. Yet with Rebecca there are no more than 3 pages and the most likes any of them has received is 1,400, somewhat dramatically less than for Sian.
Whilst I accept that Rebecca had been missing for years, both these women should have been afforded the same amount of respect they were both murdered by the same evil person, and that makes them linked for eternity.
There has also been much in the news papers about Becky having had a drug addiction and working as a prostitute, what her lifestyle was should have no bearing on how she was treated once her remains were identified, she was a human being and the same as Sian O Callaghan in every regard, she has a Mother a family the same as Sian has, apart from their lifestyles these two young women were or are exactly the same, victims of an evil entity.
Sian I understand was whats regarded as a "good girl" Rebecca wasn't, (according to some) but she was still stripped of her life by the self same entity that Sian was. At this time Swindonians are revelling in the fact they've been classed as a caring community, to this I say poppycock, they are no more caring than the next Town in England, Or why not treat both Women's deaths with an equal amount of attention and respect.
To anyone who doesn't like whats written here then I say perhaps Ive hit a raw nerve. How could the people of Swindon be so blatantly biased, how cruel and unkind that must feel for the Family of Rebecca Godden-Edwards, how selfish and thoughtless. I feel ashamed to be from Swindon, far from being a Caring Community, judgemental and biased might be a more fitting description.
I have noticed that a few others also mentioned on the Face Book pages that Rebecca should have been afforded the same attention and respect as has been shown to Sian O Callaghan's family, that fell upon deaf ears.
10.000 people were reported to have attended the Lantern Lighting event at the Polo Ground some 300 went on the walk through Old Town, plus a sum of approx £2,000 has been collected and given to the family of Sian O Callaghan, people were almost falling over themselves to hold some event or another when it was learned that Sian had been murdered, numerous signature files were created, murals painted on walls, and more, yet for Rebecca the other victim, some balloons were released and a few Face Book pages have tributes on them, there was a special section on the Evening Advertisers website to leave condolences for Sian's family no such page for Rebecca, is that really how a Caring Community operates, Favouring one Murder Victim over another, this so say Caring Community, doesn't care at all unless a certain criteria is met, that's not Caring that's called Judging.
I think the People of Swindon have shown their true colours with how Rebecca Godden-Edwards is concerned.
A You Tube Video in Remembrance of Swindons Angels
Ive also posted the following on the Adver website.
To the Editor Evening Advertiser
If possible please could you pass this on to Rebecca Godden-Edwards Mum and Family, there was a special page on here to leave tributes for Sian, there is no page for the same for Rebecca.
Mrs Godden-Edwards, Please know that no matter what lifestyle your Daughter Rebecca lived, she in no way deserved to meet her end in the way she did, I truly feel for you and I can but only imagine the pain you must be going through.
If it helps I'm sure Rebecca is looking down on you now smiling knowing that at last you've found her and can now give her the burial she deserves. I hope you do not reproach yourself for anything, It wasn't your fault.
I hope in time you will be able to think of Rebecca and smile and remember the loving wonderful times I'm sure you had with her,Rebecca wasn't bad she just made a few wrong choices and that is something that can happen to the best of us.
She was more a victim of society. no more no less. At least now you'll be able to put Rebecca to rest with the dignity and respect she deserves as a human being.
May God Bless you and help you through this troubled time, and ease your suffering.
R.I.P Rebecca Godden-Edwards, & Sian O`Callaghan
Swindons Angels Linked for Eternity.
My Letter to the Advertiser
Click above link to read it.
Sunday, 10 April 2011
Some Great Quotes
Quotes
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
.........Ralph Waldo Emerson..........
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you NOT to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
.............Marianne Williamson............
"Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back, always ineffectiveness. Concerning all acts of initiative and creation, there is one elementary truth the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then providence moves too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. A whole stream of events issues from the decision, raising in one's favor all manner of unforeseen incidents, meetings and material assistance which no man could have dreamed would have come his way. Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. Begin it now."
.........Joann Wolfgang Von Goethe.........
"Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be praying--but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"
Various Sexual Quotes
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." Tom Clancy
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." Drew Carey
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go its pretty damned good." Woody Allen
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Unknown
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." Rodney Dangerfield
"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing." Dick Brandon
"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it" Richard Feynman
"All pop music is about sex. Rock is about wanting to do it, jazz is about doing it, and country and western is about feeling guilty after you've done it." Robert Waldo Brunelle, Jr.
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Woody Allen
"I think there are two areas where new ideas are terribly dangerous: economics and sex. By and large, it's all been tried, and if it's really new, it's probably illegal or dangerous or unhealthy." Felix G. Rohatyn
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." Matt Barry
"Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled." Harlan Ellison
"Love is a matter of chemistry. Sex is a matter of physics." Unknown
"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." Michael Sinz
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." Woody Allen
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." Henry Miller
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible." P. J. O Rourke
"I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, you'd find at least one sex scene." Dave Barry
Showering Tips For Men And Women
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
Take off clothing and place in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
Look at your womanly physique in mirror and stick out gut so you can complain
and whine even more about getting fat.
Get in shower.
Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
Wash hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
Condition hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil.
Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.
Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes as you must make sure it has all come off).
Shave armpits and legs.
Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
Scream loudly when husband flushes toilet and you lose the water pressure.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small African Country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
Check entire body for remotest sign of a zit.
Attack with nails/tweezers if found.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up exposed areas,
then rush to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
Take off clothes while sitting on edge of bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her and make "woo"sound.
Look at manly physique in mirror and suck in gut to see if you have pecs (no).
Admire package in the mirror, scratch "privates" and smell fingers for one last whiff.
Get in the shower.
Don't bother to look for washcloth (you don't use one).
Wash face, then armpits.
Crack up at how loud fart sounds in the shower.
Wash privates and surrounding area.
Wash butt, leaving hair on the soap bar.
Shampoo hair (do not use conditioner).
Make a shampoo Mohawk.
Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
Pee (in the shower).
Rinse off and get out of the shower.
Fail to notice water on floor because you left curtain hanging out of tub the whole time.
Partially dry off.
Look at self in the mirror, flex muscles.
Admire package again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet bath mat on floor.
Leave bathroom fan and light on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, grab your package, and go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her.
Throw wet towel on the bed.
Take 2 minutes to get dressed.
Get your partner in the mood.- Sex
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Plug the holes in your Relationship
"Plugging Up The Holes in Your Relationships..."
by Susie and Otto Collins
Are there any "holes" in your relationship?
If you're like us--the answer is yes.
In fact, in many relationships there are usually quite a few "holes."
"Holes" are those things in your relationships and life that you may know are there but it's always a surprise when you fall into one.
Things can be going along just fine and before you know it, you've fallen into one of those darn holes again.
The house we live in is over 130 years old and just like a lot of relationships, there are many "holes" in the nooks and crannies in the exterior of the house.
At its core, we have a great home in a beautiful setting.
But the fact is that we really haven't paid a lot of attention to maintaining the house in the last several years and now the neglect is beginning to show. The home that was once beautiful is now in need of major repair.
Is this how your relationship is? We hope not.
The truth is that whether you're talking about a house or a relationship, if there are any "holes" in them, they didn't just show up overnight. They are there because you didn't notice them and then fix them right away before they grew bigger.
Now, we could move to another house but it wouldn't be long before problems would start showing up in our new house if we didn't do a better job of maintaining it. Same way with your elationships.
What does it mean to plug up the "holes" in a relationship?
It means doing the things every day and even moment-to-moment that lead to a great relationship.
One of those things is giving the relationship your attention. Many people get into a relationship and then put it on auto-pilot. Then months or years later, they wonder what happened.
If you haven't planned a date together in a while, take some time right now and plan some type of get-away even if it's just or an hour at your favorite restaurant or a walk in a park alone together. Make some time for the two of you to be together and to enjoy each other.
Make a plan to talk every day about what really matters to the two of you. This can simply mean telling each other what you appreciate about the other person.
Another thing that we find helpful is what we call "killing the monsters in our relationships while they're little."
This means whenever something comes up between you and your partner, don't let it linger and become an even bigger issue. In other words, tackle the monsters in the relationship when they're small and they won't grow up to be large enough to eat the city (or destroy your relationship.)
Fixing a relationship with holes may not be an overnight process but it can be done if both partners in the relationship are committed to making the relationship better and stronger.
Start plugging those holes today and you'll see how your relationships will begin to change and grow.
Susie and Otto Collins are Relationship Coaches and authors of 3 books on relationships and personal growth. To get their FREE weekly newsletter filled with practical tips and ideas for creating more connected, passionate and alive relationships send a blank message t
mailto:collins@aweber.com
or visit their web site at
http://www.collinspartners.com
by Susie and Otto Collins
Are there any "holes" in your relationship?
If you're like us--the answer is yes.
In fact, in many relationships there are usually quite a few "holes."
"Holes" are those things in your relationships and life that you may know are there but it's always a surprise when you fall into one.
Things can be going along just fine and before you know it, you've fallen into one of those darn holes again.
The house we live in is over 130 years old and just like a lot of relationships, there are many "holes" in the nooks and crannies in the exterior of the house.
At its core, we have a great home in a beautiful setting.
But the fact is that we really haven't paid a lot of attention to maintaining the house in the last several years and now the neglect is beginning to show. The home that was once beautiful is now in need of major repair.
Is this how your relationship is? We hope not.
The truth is that whether you're talking about a house or a relationship, if there are any "holes" in them, they didn't just show up overnight. They are there because you didn't notice them and then fix them right away before they grew bigger.
Now, we could move to another house but it wouldn't be long before problems would start showing up in our new house if we didn't do a better job of maintaining it. Same way with your elationships.
What does it mean to plug up the "holes" in a relationship?
It means doing the things every day and even moment-to-moment that lead to a great relationship.
One of those things is giving the relationship your attention. Many people get into a relationship and then put it on auto-pilot. Then months or years later, they wonder what happened.
If you haven't planned a date together in a while, take some time right now and plan some type of get-away even if it's just or an hour at your favorite restaurant or a walk in a park alone together. Make some time for the two of you to be together and to enjoy each other.
Make a plan to talk every day about what really matters to the two of you. This can simply mean telling each other what you appreciate about the other person.
Another thing that we find helpful is what we call "killing the monsters in our relationships while they're little."
This means whenever something comes up between you and your partner, don't let it linger and become an even bigger issue. In other words, tackle the monsters in the relationship when they're small and they won't grow up to be large enough to eat the city (or destroy your relationship.)
Fixing a relationship with holes may not be an overnight process but it can be done if both partners in the relationship are committed to making the relationship better and stronger.
Start plugging those holes today and you'll see how your relationships will begin to change and grow.
Susie and Otto Collins are Relationship Coaches and authors of 3 books on relationships and personal growth. To get their FREE weekly newsletter filled with practical tips and ideas for creating more connected, passionate and alive relationships send a blank message t
mailto:collins@aweber.com
or visit their web site at
http://www.collinspartners.com
Facts - Men & Woman
Facts about women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they’re actually in control.
2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3. Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you “just don’t understand”.
4. Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
That’s why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there’s a spider or a wasp involved.
10. Women can’t keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside.
And they don’t view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
12. Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she’s doing. It might be the lottery calling.
13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn’t need toys if women had an “on/off” switch.
14. Women think all beer is the same.
15. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower.
16. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
17. Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
18. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
19. Women brush their hair before bed.
21. Women are paid less than men, except for Modeling.
22. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the mans responsibility, “It’s there in the bible”. hmmm who was it that gave Adam the apple?
23. Women do not know anything about cars. “Oil-stick, oil doesn’t stick?”
24. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet.
25. The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
26. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
27. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
28. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
30. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
31. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’
32. PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Punish My Spouse.
33. The first naked man woman see is “Ken”.
36. Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.
37. “Oh, nothing,” has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.
38. Lewis Carroll’s Caterpillar had nothing on women.
39. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
40a All women are overweight by definition, don’t argue with them about it.
40b All women are overweight by definition, don’t agree with them about it.
41. If it is not Valentines day, and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, “What did you do?”
42. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights.
43. Only women understand the reason for “guest towels” and the “good china”.
46. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.
47. Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don’t see womens trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried do you?
Facts about men:
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
3. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband’s early films end with a scream and a flush.
4. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald.”
5. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
6. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they’re really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
7. If it’s attention you want, don’t get involved with a man during play-off season.
8. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
9. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
10. All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
11. The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
12. Don’t try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.
13. Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.
14. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
15. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
16. Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.
17. All men hate to hear “We need to talk about our relationship.” These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
18. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
19. Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
20. All men think that they’re nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
21. Men don’t get cellulite. God might just be a man.
22. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
24. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I’ve never seen a man walk into a party and say “Oh, my God, I’m so embarrassed; get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo.”
25. Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
26. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
27. If you’re dating a man who you think might be “Mr. Right,” if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.
28. Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders’ outfits get tighter and briefer, and players’ shorts get baggier and longer.
29. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
30. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
31. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
32. Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
33. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
34. Most women are introspective: “Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?” Most men are outrospective: “Did my team win? How’s my car?”
35. If a man says, “I’ll call you,” and he doesn’t, he didn’t forget... he didn’t lose your number... he didn’t die. He just didn’t want to call you.
36. Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, “Are we going to have sex again?” He said, “Yes, but not with each other.”
37. Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.
38. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, “I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.
39. Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: “Mitch, you look great.” Mitch:”Thanks.” On the other side:”Ruth, you look great.” Ruth: “I do? Must be the lighting.”
40. Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
41. Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
42. Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she’s wearing a jumpsuit.
43. Men don’t feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women’s dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.
44. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheros. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
45. When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
46. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
47. Men forget everything; women remember everything.
48. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened.
49. Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
50. All men would still really like to own a train set.
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they’re actually in control.
2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3. Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you “just don’t understand”.
4. Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
That’s why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there’s a spider or a wasp involved.
10. Women can’t keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside.
And they don’t view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
12. Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she’s doing. It might be the lottery calling.
13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn’t need toys if women had an “on/off” switch.
14. Women think all beer is the same.
15. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower.
16. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
17. Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
18. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
19. Women brush their hair before bed.
21. Women are paid less than men, except for Modeling.
22. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the mans responsibility, “It’s there in the bible”. hmmm who was it that gave Adam the apple?
23. Women do not know anything about cars. “Oil-stick, oil doesn’t stick?”
24. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet.
25. The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
26. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
27. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
28. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
30. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
31. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’
32. PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Punish My Spouse.
33. The first naked man woman see is “Ken”.
36. Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.
37. “Oh, nothing,” has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.
38. Lewis Carroll’s Caterpillar had nothing on women.
39. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
40a All women are overweight by definition, don’t argue with them about it.
40b All women are overweight by definition, don’t agree with them about it.
41. If it is not Valentines day, and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, “What did you do?”
42. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights.
43. Only women understand the reason for “guest towels” and the “good china”.
46. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.
47. Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don’t see womens trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried do you?
Facts about men:
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
3. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband’s early films end with a scream and a flush.
4. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald.”
5. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
6. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they’re really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
7. If it’s attention you want, don’t get involved with a man during play-off season.
8. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
9. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
10. All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
11. The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
12. Don’t try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.
13. Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.
14. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
15. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
16. Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.
17. All men hate to hear “We need to talk about our relationship.” These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
18. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
19. Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
20. All men think that they’re nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
21. Men don’t get cellulite. God might just be a man.
22. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
24. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I’ve never seen a man walk into a party and say “Oh, my God, I’m so embarrassed; get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo.”
25. Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
26. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
27. If you’re dating a man who you think might be “Mr. Right,” if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.
28. Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders’ outfits get tighter and briefer, and players’ shorts get baggier and longer.
29. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
30. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
31. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
32. Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
33. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
34. Most women are introspective: “Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?” Most men are outrospective: “Did my team win? How’s my car?”
35. If a man says, “I’ll call you,” and he doesn’t, he didn’t forget... he didn’t lose your number... he didn’t die. He just didn’t want to call you.
36. Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, “Are we going to have sex again?” He said, “Yes, but not with each other.”
37. Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.
38. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, “I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.
39. Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: “Mitch, you look great.” Mitch:”Thanks.” On the other side:”Ruth, you look great.” Ruth: “I do? Must be the lighting.”
40. Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
41. Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
42. Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she’s wearing a jumpsuit.
43. Men don’t feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women’s dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.
44. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheros. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
45. When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
46. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
47. Men forget everything; women remember everything.
48. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened.
49. Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
50. All men would still really like to own a train set.
The G Spot
THE GRAFENBERG SPOT FAQ
This is a semi-comprehensive guide composed of excerpts from women's health and sexuality books designed to answer:
What is the G-Spot?
What is Female Ejaculation?
How do I find the G-Spot?
Does everyone have a G-Spot?
How does one stimulate the G-Spot?
QUESTIIONS WHAT IS THE G-SPOT?
The Grafenberg spot is an area on the anterior or front wall of the vagina, between the opening and the cervix, which is often found to be extremely sensitive to stimulation. It is hypothesized that the G-spot is either 1) a bundle of nerves coming from the clitoris, or 2) a gland or series of glands that produces lubrication. It is thought to be perhaps analagous to the prostate gland in men.
WHAT IS FEMALE EJACULATION?
Female ejaculation is the expelling of fluid from or around the urethra. This fluid is not urine, and is often accompanied by a powerful orgasm. Stimulation of the G-Spot is thought to potentially cause this.
HOW DO I FIND THE G-SPOT?
Insert one or two fingers in the vagina with the palm facing the pubic bone. Gently bend your fingers 'forward' so that they stroke the anterior wall of the vagina. You may feel a raised spot or series of ridges, or you may feel nothing in particular. The woman may find this extremely pleasurable, or have an urge to urinate, or both. Stroking this spot with varying degrees of pressure will tell you if you've got it or not.
DOES EVERYONE HAVE A G-SPOT?
No. Your mileage may vary. Just as some woman find clitoral stimulation more or less pleasurable than others, G-spot response varies from woman to woman, and some may find it unpleasant or simply not special.
HOW DOES ONE STIMULATE THE G-SPOT?
Silly, that's a technique question. The factual stuff is above; anything else goes to Kama Sutra..
One of the more hotly contested debates concerns whether women can ejaculate. Reports have generally dismissed as tales told by women trying to cover up the fact that they'd "wet the bed." Many sexologists and physicians continue to label it "urine" (despite the fact that there is no telltale ammonia smell), "vaginal secretions," or even "leftover bathwater" (a la Masters and Johnson). Beverly Whipple is one of the several sex researchers who have conducted studies on female ejaculation, and her findings, while not definitive, are intriguing. Whipple and others have analyzed women's "ejaculate" and found that it is chemically similar to men's ejaculate. They've also idenitified tiny glands embedded in the dense tissues surrounding the urethra that may be the source of this fluid.
So, if all women have these glands, why don't we all ejaculate when we climax, just like men do? Researchers speculate that the amount of fluid varies, as it does in men, and may at times be so small as to not be noticed; may be confused with other vaginal secretions that occur during arousal; or, during heterosexual sex, may be mistaken for a man's ejaculate.
Does any of this matter? Some people find it preposterous the idea that women have have Prostate glands. But as Whipple says, "Women who experience this have reported secretly suppressing orgasms out of fear of wetting the bed." She notes that some women have had unnecessary surgery to cure "incontinence." Knowing that ejaculation maybe perfectly normal is an important step in owning and accepting our sexuality.
"Two researches have recently identified what they call the Grafenberg spot (G-spot), a sensitive area just behind the front wall of the vagina between the back of the pubic bone and the cervix. They say that when this spot is stimulated during sex through vaginal penetration of some kind, some women orgasm with a gush of fluid FROM THE URETHRA, which is NOT URINE. [emphasis mine]
This is at present a controversial theory among sex researchers. It's a relief for those women who feel a urethral gushing of liquid during orgasm to find an explanation for this apparent ejaculation, and for some others to find what may be another source of pleasure"--
"Continuous stimulation of the urethral sponge can cause the paraurethral glands to fill up with a clear, odorless fluid which is sometimes expelled frm the body THROUGH THE URETHRA. This ejaculation can accompany orgasm or simply be part of arousal. Ejaculation and orgasm are two distinct physiological phenomena in both women and men. Female ejaculation has been around as long as females have been around. Until recently, however, medical literature dismissed anecdotal evidence, suggesting that instead ejaculation was urinary incontinence...
In recent years, female ejaculate has been chemically analyzed and determined to be DISTINCT FROM URINE [emphasis mine] in its composition...
If you've never experienced ejaculation and would like to, try incorporating G-spot stimulation into your usual masturbation techniques. As your urethral sponge grows more swollen and sensitive, bear down with your pelvic muscles. Women's experiences of ejaculation can range from simply feeling more wet than usual to shooting jets of fluid... We are pleased that female ejaculation is now acknowledged as a genuine sexual response, but we don't like to see it promoted as a new goal that every woman should stive to achieve."-
"The urethra also carries ejaculate from the Graftenberg spot to the outside... The paraurethral sponge is a dense concentration of blood vessels wrapped around the urethra with the largest portion under the urethra next to the outer wall of the vagina. Within the sponge is the paraurethral gland. This gland produces a watery fluid which is sometimes called ejaculate." Little is known about the paraurethral gland while much research has been done on the corresponing prostate gland in the male. Big surprise.
The commonly heard term, Grafenberg, or "G" spot, refers to the place in the vagine where one can stimulate the sponge. It is about two inches up from the entrance to the vagina towards to front of the body. To find it, put your fingers inside your vagina with the finger tips towards your front and move the fingers up and down. The sponge swells when stimulated, and you may feel like you have to pee, or it may give you a pleasurable sensation. With continued stimulation, a fluid (ejaculate) is produced in the gland and through its ducts in the sponge is sometimes sprayed out of the body via the urethra. It may feel like a lot of liquid, but it usually is a few teaspoonfuls to half a cup...
Ejaculation usually happens at a different time than orgasm. Some women who ejaculate don't have orgasms at all. Others do both, but ejaculation and orgasm are different processes and are not tied to one another. Some women in fact don't even feel it when they do ejaculate."--.
the G SPOT
This is a semi-comprehensive guide composed of excerpts from women's health and sexuality books designed to answer:
What is the G-Spot?
What is Female Ejaculation?
How do I find the G-Spot?
Does everyone have a G-Spot?
How does one stimulate the G-Spot?
QUESTIIONS WHAT IS THE G-SPOT?
The Grafenberg spot is an area on the anterior or front wall of the vagina, between the opening and the cervix, which is often found to be extremely sensitive to stimulation. It is hypothesized that the G-spot is either 1) a bundle of nerves coming from the clitoris, or 2) a gland or series of glands that produces lubrication. It is thought to be perhaps analagous to the prostate gland in men.
WHAT IS FEMALE EJACULATION?
Female ejaculation is the expelling of fluid from or around the urethra. This fluid is not urine, and is often accompanied by a powerful orgasm. Stimulation of the G-Spot is thought to potentially cause this.
HOW DO I FIND THE G-SPOT?
Insert one or two fingers in the vagina with the palm facing the pubic bone. Gently bend your fingers 'forward' so that they stroke the anterior wall of the vagina. You may feel a raised spot or series of ridges, or you may feel nothing in particular. The woman may find this extremely pleasurable, or have an urge to urinate, or both. Stroking this spot with varying degrees of pressure will tell you if you've got it or not.
DOES EVERYONE HAVE A G-SPOT?
No. Your mileage may vary. Just as some woman find clitoral stimulation more or less pleasurable than others, G-spot response varies from woman to woman, and some may find it unpleasant or simply not special.
HOW DOES ONE STIMULATE THE G-SPOT?
Silly, that's a technique question. The factual stuff is above; anything else goes to Kama Sutra..
One of the more hotly contested debates concerns whether women can ejaculate. Reports have generally dismissed as tales told by women trying to cover up the fact that they'd "wet the bed." Many sexologists and physicians continue to label it "urine" (despite the fact that there is no telltale ammonia smell), "vaginal secretions," or even "leftover bathwater" (a la Masters and Johnson). Beverly Whipple is one of the several sex researchers who have conducted studies on female ejaculation, and her findings, while not definitive, are intriguing. Whipple and others have analyzed women's "ejaculate" and found that it is chemically similar to men's ejaculate. They've also idenitified tiny glands embedded in the dense tissues surrounding the urethra that may be the source of this fluid.
So, if all women have these glands, why don't we all ejaculate when we climax, just like men do? Researchers speculate that the amount of fluid varies, as it does in men, and may at times be so small as to not be noticed; may be confused with other vaginal secretions that occur during arousal; or, during heterosexual sex, may be mistaken for a man's ejaculate.
Does any of this matter? Some people find it preposterous the idea that women have have Prostate glands. But as Whipple says, "Women who experience this have reported secretly suppressing orgasms out of fear of wetting the bed." She notes that some women have had unnecessary surgery to cure "incontinence." Knowing that ejaculation maybe perfectly normal is an important step in owning and accepting our sexuality.
"Two researches have recently identified what they call the Grafenberg spot (G-spot), a sensitive area just behind the front wall of the vagina between the back of the pubic bone and the cervix. They say that when this spot is stimulated during sex through vaginal penetration of some kind, some women orgasm with a gush of fluid FROM THE URETHRA, which is NOT URINE. [emphasis mine]
This is at present a controversial theory among sex researchers. It's a relief for those women who feel a urethral gushing of liquid during orgasm to find an explanation for this apparent ejaculation, and for some others to find what may be another source of pleasure"--
"Continuous stimulation of the urethral sponge can cause the paraurethral glands to fill up with a clear, odorless fluid which is sometimes expelled frm the body THROUGH THE URETHRA. This ejaculation can accompany orgasm or simply be part of arousal. Ejaculation and orgasm are two distinct physiological phenomena in both women and men. Female ejaculation has been around as long as females have been around. Until recently, however, medical literature dismissed anecdotal evidence, suggesting that instead ejaculation was urinary incontinence...
In recent years, female ejaculate has been chemically analyzed and determined to be DISTINCT FROM URINE [emphasis mine] in its composition...
If you've never experienced ejaculation and would like to, try incorporating G-spot stimulation into your usual masturbation techniques. As your urethral sponge grows more swollen and sensitive, bear down with your pelvic muscles. Women's experiences of ejaculation can range from simply feeling more wet than usual to shooting jets of fluid... We are pleased that female ejaculation is now acknowledged as a genuine sexual response, but we don't like to see it promoted as a new goal that every woman should stive to achieve."-
"The urethra also carries ejaculate from the Graftenberg spot to the outside... The paraurethral sponge is a dense concentration of blood vessels wrapped around the urethra with the largest portion under the urethra next to the outer wall of the vagina. Within the sponge is the paraurethral gland. This gland produces a watery fluid which is sometimes called ejaculate." Little is known about the paraurethral gland while much research has been done on the corresponing prostate gland in the male. Big surprise.
The commonly heard term, Grafenberg, or "G" spot, refers to the place in the vagine where one can stimulate the sponge. It is about two inches up from the entrance to the vagina towards to front of the body. To find it, put your fingers inside your vagina with the finger tips towards your front and move the fingers up and down. The sponge swells when stimulated, and you may feel like you have to pee, or it may give you a pleasurable sensation. With continued stimulation, a fluid (ejaculate) is produced in the gland and through its ducts in the sponge is sometimes sprayed out of the body via the urethra. It may feel like a lot of liquid, but it usually is a few teaspoonfuls to half a cup...
Ejaculation usually happens at a different time than orgasm. Some women who ejaculate don't have orgasms at all. Others do both, but ejaculation and orgasm are different processes and are not tied to one another. Some women in fact don't even feel it when they do ejaculate."--.
the G SPOT
Relationships - Flirting Tips
Flirting 101: 10 Tips to Make 'em Drool –
by Lisa Daily
You don't have to look like Jennifer Anniston or Brad Pitt to make the guys (or girls) go gaga. All you need is your fabulous smile and a few surefire flirting tips like the ones you'll find below to attract the opposite sex like paparazzi to a movie star.
For women, the key is to look approachable enough for men to feel comfortable in taking a risk. For men, the secret is in showcasing your masculinity. (And no, that doesn't mean adjusting yourself or proving once and for all that you are the Belching King.)
1) Lock Eyes
Lock eyes with the person you're flirting with for a full five to six seconds, then smile and drop your gaze. Don't stare a hole through the guy's forehead for goodness sake, just give him a smouldering come-hither look and look away. Do this at least three times in a ten to fifteen-minute period. Why? Your target needs to know it's them you're flirting with, and eye contact is a universal signal of openness.
2) Smile
Smiling is absolutely the most effective tool in your flirting toolbox. Psychology and body language experts agree that one of the most important things you can do to make yourself more attractive (and approachable) is to smile. Not a giant plastic used car salesman smile, just your normal "I'm having a great time and I'm happy to be here" face will do the trick. According to body language expert Patti Wood,"the smile is the international signal of friendliness." Guys, if you lock eyes and smile with a woman three or more times in an evening, you have received a clear signal that she's interested. Make your move, head on over and start up a conversation. If you don't, somebody else will.
3) Be a Vampire's Best Friend
One of the most winning flirting techniques a woman can use is the exposure of her neck. This can be done with a head tilt to one side, the classic hair flip, or my personal favourite, the over-the-shoulder glance - the asymmetrical position attracts attention, exposes your neck, and gives you the opportunity to lock eyes. The over-the-shoulder move is extra-effective because it's sexy and it sends a signal to your target that they are worth a second look.
4) Preen Like A Peacock
We tend to preen or groom ourselves subconsciously when we're attracted to someone, by smoothing down our hair or clothes, checking our lipstick in a compact, or straightening a tie. Try combining a grooming gesture with a smile and a gaze. Another trick? Toss your hair to one side. This classic move is a double whammy that combines preening and a flash of neck. Need we say more?
5) Lip Service
Both men and women are subconsciously attracted to red, moist lips because they signal youth, sex and fertility. How to make the most of it? For women, try wearing a red lipstick (red has been shown to increase a man's heart rate), which not only gives your lips that youthful color, but also makes your smile more visible and your teeth whiter. A super-shiny lip gloss can also give you an advantage, making your lips look moist and kissable. For both men and women, try licking your lips (subtlety is key here, you don't want to look like you're trying out for a porno flick.) or biting your lower lip - both are extremely effective flirting behaviors.
6) Cross Your Legs (Women)
Crossing and uncrossing your legs is another surefire flirting technique, especially if you're wearing high heels. The act of crossing your legs is quite seductive to men, and it makes them desire to see more. Another key seduction trick is slipping your heel out of your shoe and dangling it on your toes. The arch of the foot sends a sexual message and mimics a woman's curves, and sends a man's heart racing.
7) Square Your Shoulders (Men)
Women are biologically attracted to more dominant men, so stand tall with your shoulders back. Feel free to take up some space. For men who are victims of the "nice guy" badge, or who appear to be too submissive to attract women, try taking your Y chromosome out for a spin. According to spatial psychologist Albert Mehrabian, men should "try wearing bulkier or more conservative hairstyles or clothing," hold your head up, and speed up your speech and gestures to be more assertive.
8) Let Your Feet Do The Talking
According to body language expert Wood, you want to make yourself a "safe" (read approachable) target. Wood says "to be very approachable women should stand with their feet no farther than 6 inches apart with toes pointed slightly inward. " For men, appearing more dominant effectively draws female attention. To attract women, stand with your feet 6-10 inches apart, and your toes pointing outward.
9) Be a Mimic
People mirror each other's body language when they are attracted with similar gestures, voice volume, etc. Try subtly mimicking your flirting target's behaviour. If she leans forward, you lean forward. If he scratches his head, you scratch your head. If you are mirroring someone's behaviour, they'll begin to feel as though the two of you are connected and "in tune."
10) Focus, Focus, Focus.
Once you and your flirting target have started talking, use these tips to deepen the attraction. First, smile and maintain eye contact as they are speaking, and focus all of your attention on what they are saying. There is rarely anyone more attractive than someone who finds you utterly fascinating. Other key moves, the nod and the head tilt - signal you're listening to what the other person has to say. Smiling and laughing are crucial here - it's the quickest, easiest way to put another person at ease and make a connection. Finally, another effective flirting technique is low-level touching such as brushing the shoulder or elbow.
How to tell if a woman is flirting with you? Look for the signs above, especially extended eye contact, low-level touching and laughing.
How to tell if a guy is flirting with you? Again, the signs above are fantastic indicators, but men tend to take things a little further by demonstrating their social status with moves that can include, flashing cash and talking about their occupations
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by Lisa Daily
You don't have to look like Jennifer Anniston or Brad Pitt to make the guys (or girls) go gaga. All you need is your fabulous smile and a few surefire flirting tips like the ones you'll find below to attract the opposite sex like paparazzi to a movie star.
For women, the key is to look approachable enough for men to feel comfortable in taking a risk. For men, the secret is in showcasing your masculinity. (And no, that doesn't mean adjusting yourself or proving once and for all that you are the Belching King.)
1) Lock Eyes
Lock eyes with the person you're flirting with for a full five to six seconds, then smile and drop your gaze. Don't stare a hole through the guy's forehead for goodness sake, just give him a smouldering come-hither look and look away. Do this at least three times in a ten to fifteen-minute period. Why? Your target needs to know it's them you're flirting with, and eye contact is a universal signal of openness.
2) Smile
Smiling is absolutely the most effective tool in your flirting toolbox. Psychology and body language experts agree that one of the most important things you can do to make yourself more attractive (and approachable) is to smile. Not a giant plastic used car salesman smile, just your normal "I'm having a great time and I'm happy to be here" face will do the trick. According to body language expert Patti Wood,"the smile is the international signal of friendliness." Guys, if you lock eyes and smile with a woman three or more times in an evening, you have received a clear signal that she's interested. Make your move, head on over and start up a conversation. If you don't, somebody else will.
3) Be a Vampire's Best Friend
One of the most winning flirting techniques a woman can use is the exposure of her neck. This can be done with a head tilt to one side, the classic hair flip, or my personal favourite, the over-the-shoulder glance - the asymmetrical position attracts attention, exposes your neck, and gives you the opportunity to lock eyes. The over-the-shoulder move is extra-effective because it's sexy and it sends a signal to your target that they are worth a second look.
4) Preen Like A Peacock
We tend to preen or groom ourselves subconsciously when we're attracted to someone, by smoothing down our hair or clothes, checking our lipstick in a compact, or straightening a tie. Try combining a grooming gesture with a smile and a gaze. Another trick? Toss your hair to one side. This classic move is a double whammy that combines preening and a flash of neck. Need we say more?
5) Lip Service
Both men and women are subconsciously attracted to red, moist lips because they signal youth, sex and fertility. How to make the most of it? For women, try wearing a red lipstick (red has been shown to increase a man's heart rate), which not only gives your lips that youthful color, but also makes your smile more visible and your teeth whiter. A super-shiny lip gloss can also give you an advantage, making your lips look moist and kissable. For both men and women, try licking your lips (subtlety is key here, you don't want to look like you're trying out for a porno flick.) or biting your lower lip - both are extremely effective flirting behaviors.
6) Cross Your Legs (Women)
Crossing and uncrossing your legs is another surefire flirting technique, especially if you're wearing high heels. The act of crossing your legs is quite seductive to men, and it makes them desire to see more. Another key seduction trick is slipping your heel out of your shoe and dangling it on your toes. The arch of the foot sends a sexual message and mimics a woman's curves, and sends a man's heart racing.
7) Square Your Shoulders (Men)
Women are biologically attracted to more dominant men, so stand tall with your shoulders back. Feel free to take up some space. For men who are victims of the "nice guy" badge, or who appear to be too submissive to attract women, try taking your Y chromosome out for a spin. According to spatial psychologist Albert Mehrabian, men should "try wearing bulkier or more conservative hairstyles or clothing," hold your head up, and speed up your speech and gestures to be more assertive.
8) Let Your Feet Do The Talking
According to body language expert Wood, you want to make yourself a "safe" (read approachable) target. Wood says "to be very approachable women should stand with their feet no farther than 6 inches apart with toes pointed slightly inward. " For men, appearing more dominant effectively draws female attention. To attract women, stand with your feet 6-10 inches apart, and your toes pointing outward.
9) Be a Mimic
People mirror each other's body language when they are attracted with similar gestures, voice volume, etc. Try subtly mimicking your flirting target's behaviour. If she leans forward, you lean forward. If he scratches his head, you scratch your head. If you are mirroring someone's behaviour, they'll begin to feel as though the two of you are connected and "in tune."
10) Focus, Focus, Focus.
Once you and your flirting target have started talking, use these tips to deepen the attraction. First, smile and maintain eye contact as they are speaking, and focus all of your attention on what they are saying. There is rarely anyone more attractive than someone who finds you utterly fascinating. Other key moves, the nod and the head tilt - signal you're listening to what the other person has to say. Smiling and laughing are crucial here - it's the quickest, easiest way to put another person at ease and make a connection. Finally, another effective flirting technique is low-level touching such as brushing the shoulder or elbow.
How to tell if a woman is flirting with you? Look for the signs above, especially extended eye contact, low-level touching and laughing.
How to tell if a guy is flirting with you? Again, the signs above are fantastic indicators, but men tend to take things a little further by demonstrating their social status with moves that can include, flashing cash and talking about their occupations
freespiritcentre.net
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